PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An